You have most likely encountered astrology in your life – whether it be checking your horoscope, comparing sign compatibility, or even going as far as studying your star chart. But have you ever consulted the stars when it comes to your office supplies? In this post we will dissect which office supply product matches your astrological sign.
Not familiar with your sign? That is okay. There are 12 zodiac signs in total, each encompassing their own specific traits, aspirations, and attitudes; and six of which we will cover in this week’s post. By matching your date of birth to the ranges given below you can identify which zodiac sign you belong to, and what office product best matches your personality!
January 20 – February 18
Aquarius: Progressive, original, independent, humanitarian, enjoys socialization, intellectual, conversationalist, good listener, helps others
The web cam is a perfect representation of an Aquarius – allowing coworkers to socialize, engage in intellectual conversation, help problem solve, and share original ideas all through technology.
February 19 – March 20
Pisces: Compassionate, artistic, intuitive, gentle, wise, musical, enjoys alone time, supportive, nonjudgmental, tolerant, selfless, friendly
A Pisces’ ability to support others without expecting anything in return, their capacity to be friends with just about everyone, and their artistic flair resembles a colorful paperclip. Much like a paperclip to a stack of papers, Pisces are the binding force that holds the office together.
March 21 – April 19
Aries: Courageous, determined, confident, enthusiastic, optimistic, honest, passionate, leader, individualistic, competitive, organized, energetic, multitasker
You will rarely meet an Aries who is not capable of finishing several things at once, often in record time. Their multi-tasking abilities and can-do attitude make the lined Post-it® note pad their ideal office supply counterpart. Perfect for this goal oriented and organized zodiac sign.
April 20 – May 20
Taurus: Reliable, patient, practical, devoted, responsible, stable, consistent, committed, loyal, grounded
If a Taurus were any office supply item, it would have to be duct tape. Their practical, reliable, and stable nature, coupled with their unwavering ability to stick to tasks until completion make them akin to the classic tape we all know and trust.
May 21 – June 20
Gemini: Gentle, affectionate, curious, adaptable, expressive, quick-witted, dual personalities, sociable, communicative, open-minded, artistic, versatile, inquisitive, fun loving
With Gemini’s artistic, two-sided, and fun-loving character, it only makes sense that their office supply parallel would be the vibrant and dual-sided Sharpie® marker. A writing utensil that not only will let them communicate and express themselves but also match this sign’s notorious vibrant and adaptable spirit.
June 21 – July 22
Cancer: Tenacious, highly imaginative, loyal, emotional, persuasive, intuitive, sentimental, sympathetic, empathetic
The Cancer sign as an office supply item would have to be an office chair. Your favorite chair’s ability to support your back and body throughout the workday is emblematic of a Cancer’s attachment to the people close to them, and their ability to empathize with other’s discomfort and hardship. Your chair’s trusty lumbar support, head rest, and ergonomic design are as reliable and enduring as your office’s Cancer signs.
Did not see your sign here? Tune in to The W.B. Delivery next week for Leo through Capricorn!
1. “Zodiac Signs and Astrology Signs Meanings and Characteristics.” Astrology Zodiac Signs, www.astrology-zodiac-signs.com/. Accessed 12 May 2021.